"Dig, dig, dig... More corpses to curtain mishaps and malicious mimes. Wouldn't be surprised if criminals were involved at this rate. Must be good for YOURNAME's business... he's making a killing with what he charges."Oh, hello!
I guess you've come for the pre-opening celebrations. Here's the speech I'm supposed to give all the visitors:
Welcome students to the latest training site for morticians by DEVNAME. We're creating fabulous new tools, in the form of a computer game, to allow all would-be undertakers to experience life as a funeral director without actually becoming one.
You'll be able to manage graveyards, plan funerals, and sell your kosher hotdogs to mourners. Will you listen to your conscience, or do business deals with crime lords, mad scientists and a very devilish character? Profit is king in what is sure to be the
most realistic cemetery & funeral management simulation ever!
...because it's the only graveyard management simulator around.Check back soon if you'd like to have some input on how the final pieces develop! Now, where was I...
The old groundskeeper goes back to digging, warning you to be on lookout for voodoo zombies.
